There are two wolves inside you. You're at a furry convention.

I actually struggled to mount it the first time I built a PC, then I just rammed it in and it works.

Also the Intel CPU socket is actually supposed to make a worrying crunch when you press it down

I had a browser extension for a while that replaced billionaire with oligarch, fun times

When you want IPv6 but your ISP says “no”

It's a copypasta, most probably

Antek by Bolesław Prus

Yeah we just gonna shove a kid in the oven for three Hail Marys

Wait, it's not black currant?

Uber quiet option over here is just Comfort, you select the AC temperature and amount of talking before the ride

Overdosed on caffeine

Yeah, actual desktop Linux will probably come from some company building their own shit on top of the kernel, like Steam Decks

The driving lessons were okay but the job training wasn't. They barely taught him anything and gave him a broken bus with stuck brakes