"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"
“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”
A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.
I've always assumed it's Gabe Newell getting revenge for all the fat jokes he's endured.
That's why I married a zealot barbarian.
Me too. The material component could be tricky, though!
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