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[-] [email protected] 169 points 2 weeks ago

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 weeks ago

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he'll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He'd be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers....

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is so 2015...now it would be "Once elected, I will murder every single one of you" and they would reply with joy in unisson: "Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you're our saviour!!!"

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

We'll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

But don't worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don't want him.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

"And if I'm NOT elected, I'll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!"

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Elections are more like:

The wolf is in a shepherd dog's skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying "they're wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!".

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

"That wolf is so full of shit. Who's his opponent?"

"Donald Trump."

"He has my vote."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

BoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!!11

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

"once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock."

wait is this just eugenics?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

It’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"All of them. Ideally.

... Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn't I?"

  • Every "AI" CEO ever...
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

reminds me of: "Yeah, i'm a male feminist. you're welcome society"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Don't blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

since when did foxes kill sheep

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

They generally don't, but all things are possible in memeland!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Here's how trust works:

~~Once elected, I will be vegetarian~~.

I am vegetarian.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

You'd have ti ask the AI

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

wake up sheeple!!!!

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