[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sure thing Seymour.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

But still so hilarious

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Casio Classpad 300 be ballin'. You did math, I played Tetris.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Eeeevery night in my dreams, I see you, I feeeeeel you...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I mean, she did understand the meaning of blowjob.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Back in the 60s, the CIA experimented on real-life cheat codes. But after an incorrect use of "BALLOONHEDZ" in '63, the program was canned.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

The French say that a girl laughing is halfway to your bed.

Now for the other half though...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Curses! Foiled again!"

-Putin, probably

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

We would need one that targets middle managers and narrow-minded bosses.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Step 1: recruit people Step2: ??? Step 3: Profit

[-] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago

This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.

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