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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What's the seasoning ?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

It's seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Bear salt, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

wipes white powder from my nose...

"Excuse me..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I'm so glad Lemmy got you guys.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I swear, I saw a video on this…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

El Mao

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Hey... I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!