I accept the wrong way if, and only if, the wrongifier has cats.

That's what your coke nail is for.

Because it's statistically likely that any given person will hate one or both of those foods. I know I do!

NGL, if she showed up to help me I'd demand to know who funded all that shit and why they couldn't have spent that money on actual public healthcare.

Suits and other "nice" clothes are designed to enforce class separation. Reject them. Although you should probably wear them to a funeral or wedding anyway, out of respect.

You find three goblins in a trenchcoat with a shack full of dubiously acquired merchandise of poor quality. They'll buy your loot for 12 silver, a shiny button, and this really cool bug they found yesterday.

I'm Gen-X and I hate to break it to you, we had permanent press well before we had Millennials.

It's not Americans; the overwhelming majority of all citizens of all political affiliations want gun control. Like 80 to 90%. The politicians who are in the pocket of the gun lobby are the reason. They absolutely refuse to get anything fucking done and we hate it.