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So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

I love how everyone arguing against this mentions cats - and never toddlers.

It really speaks volumes to the types of users on Lemmy :)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Putting the roll on backwards doesn't stop my cats. I have to have a towel draped in front of the roll.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

And my toddlers both just turned it back around!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Another proof that children do have ingrained morals

[-] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago

I see we've got some really strong opinions going on here. Just wanna remind everyone to keep it friendly and civil.

And on that note, all you weirdos who place it behind are wrong and I will die on this hill.

Fight me.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I stand with you this day, brother!

I stand two stalls over, but still with you!

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

It's halfway 2024 it's time to move on to bidets.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I use a bidet, I still need TP to clean up after the water does the job.

I know fancy bidets exist that will blow dry your arae, but what do I look like? A rich person? We got ours from Amazon for like $20.

TP use is way down, but it's still needed in many cases.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Not the best patent to use if you want to settle the debate. This one from Wheeler is the nail in the coffin: patent

It also shows why it was over and not under as at the time, the TP holder was a hanging wire, which kept the paper against the wall. Not protruding out like todays hangers.

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[-] [email protected] 76 points 3 days ago

Unless you have a cat that likes to play with them... Then the other direction.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago

Looks like some folks don't know how to use the three seashells.

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago

We actually have a nice print of that hanging in the bathroom

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sure, that's great and all, but the creator of the Gif says the wrong way to say it so... the creator is not always right.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Just to make sure to not take sides, I pronounce the 'g' as in 'design'

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I guess it's fine gif you want to say it like that

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I like this shitpost

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

They believed in a lot of stupid shit back then.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.

Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

I accept the wrong way if, and only if, the wrongifier has cats.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Beards are based, mullets are cringe.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I like how it just looks like a log being shaved into extremely thin sheets.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I mount mine vertically so nyah

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Funny. That's how your mom mounts me! Heyoooh!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You must be necrophiliac since my mom has been dead for years.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And in addition she was cremated,so i guess that makes you an assh man too

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh that's good, that quality right there.
Respect.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Thats the 'cat free house' way.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

The proper way to hang it, if you have cats, is the other way so they don't bat it all off if the get access. This is why I do not have cats.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

My cat has not once tried unraveling a toilet paper roll. He has stolen money before, but he steals shit, so that’s normal. But never toilet paper.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

They didn't own a cat and it shows.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I've had cats my whole life and have never had one mess with my properly placed toilet paper.

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