Gradually_Adjusting

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I've been quite coffee dependent ever since about age 16. Sometimes I like to take a week off, facilitated by a massive two litre teapot. In summer, iced tea is my crutch of choice.

The nightmares are increasingly thinkable

Good news, during wartime and periods of intense crisis, some people experience a temporary paradoxical increase in mental health. So, I've got that going for me.

It's over. It was honestly over long ago, it's just playing out in slow motion.

It will probably continue to play out for another thirty years at least. Increasingly horrible, so at any point "eight years ago" feels like back when things were sane, except we lost our minds decades ago already.

Sorry we're the nation equivalent of DJ Khaled; we think we're "suffering from success" but in truth we actually are and we don't know it.

Hail Sedatin'

Now why would they be doing that?

Just get your weird shit from their patreons. Or like, kemono.su if you're horny and broke.

My claim to fame: played through that running section on an iPod touch in 2010.

Only took about an hour. I had more free time, back then.

Fuck the junta

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a president in charge of the most deadly oligarchy in history must be in want of a war