True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that
JuzoInui
joined 1 year ago
The only virus out here is the worms squirming around Elmo’s fat head. Treat your daughter like shiat, she’ll hate you for it. Don’t blame the world. Blame the image in the mirror
Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass
In the Lazurus pit, where else?
Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait
This is going the looong way around.. when a proper functioning brain-cyber interface comes about, look out.
(Gives virtual hug and cookies)
I loved ‘a boy named Sue’ but it was ‘the Man comes around’ that sold me. Heard it first during the OP of “Day of the Dead” remake, and there is no other song that comes close to fitting with this opening