LEONHART

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His presence terrorizes this town in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

starts rhythmic clapping

HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY...

FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!

Rocket Man in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

37?!?!?

feeling old now? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

glances into mirror

Oh.

Right.

...Shit.

You play your game bro, you play your meta ass cheap way! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Old advice, but good advice. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.

Sometimes I forget it's the future. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I'll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things "hoverboards."

Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.

Happy April Fool's here's your System of a Down meme in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'll be honest with you. I very nearly did. Sorry. That's on me.

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