This reminds me of a Hank Green YouTube short: "Do dogs understand the concept of elevators?" The greentext up there was from the perspective of your dog, except he believes & trusts everything without too much analyzing, because he loves you.

IANAL.

I don't believe you, because you can only get murdered once, and after that you wouldn't be able to post comments on the internet.

They woke me up at 5am today 😡🐦

So you can know how ~~cool they~~ small their penises are, obviously!

It's Wednesday

ribbit

She sounds like a badass. Go Claudia Go! 🎉

Oh this is amazing inside information. You're the best 😄

Thank you for sharing your in-depth knowledge of these motion/light sensors.

You say I can change the program settings??

These are public restroom toilets. Are you sure a casual toilet sitter is qualified to change the program settings?

I absolutely do NOT follow politics, but am addicted to reddit & Lemmy in my downtime when I'm not doing yoga or massaging people or sleeping and it's pretty impossible to avoid getting hit in the head with posts mentioning political figures every time we leisurely browse Lemmy.

Hey you guys I just had an amazing thought, wouldn't it be amazing if he just sort of accidentally dropped dead of natural causes or whatever so we could be relieved of all this nonsense? And Biden too...

seriously, imagine what a huge relief that would be.

of course politics would just replace them with some other yahoos up there but can we just move on already...

Powder

aww that's a cute name for the kyoot little pup