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[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I think we're supposed to name you now?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I suggest "Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater"

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cum.

I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your snackrifice.

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All goon things must come to an end. 😌

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What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I respect your commitment to telling the truth!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Did you aim it towards your face?

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Taquito

Fits pretty well if you ask me...

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

As long as it's non-toxic.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hush Puppy.

That's not what you ate, that's what you said when you ate it.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

My left leg.

(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

please be referring to dick

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Totino's Pizza Rolls

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Puppy 🗿

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Fuck I want a banh mi

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Kefir

Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Same! Fits him like a glove too.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Tripple Choco Cookie.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Croquette and I think it's a great name

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?

Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Knuckle sandwich 😞

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Pot roast, think it fits pretty well

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

A black man's ass

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

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Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

sigh...pussy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Chips and queso

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My girlfriends ass?

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