MeatPilot

I moved into a dated house that came with dated kitchen appliances 70/80s. I've updated the floors under, the water line and gas line to them. Mostly everything around them. I've still kept the appliances. Still work great.

I'll keep my money and the fridge that still does what new fridge does, keeps shit cold. And the stove that does what a new stove dies, make shit hot.

And my axe!

Gay lust

Now I want to.

Summary: Houses expensive, mortgage rates suck. People no move, maybe this problem? Darn people not moving!

I guess I'm the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving. Been a real problem for me though because I do want to change my job and really want to go to another state if I do.

Not feasible to do so because I live in such a low cost state. There is a huge financial gap now to overcome. It's depressing because I'll probably be stuck for years waiting this out.

Carpet my hole?

All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks

Please owner, I seek death. Release me from my torment and... Oh fuck is that the wind? barks uncontrollably

Brewing beer and baseline jumping off building's as your bros cheer you on. Apparently friar's where the precursors to frat bros.

The Nelson's are about to find out...

That their son used an entire bottle of Elmer's glue and now sleeps face down to keep that mohawk standing up. They'll spend time understanding his interests because they love him very much.