MeatPilot

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (14 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Agreed that's what "big spider" wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The folks exposed died a few days after. So it wasn't instant. Very slow and horrible probably as all their organs and cells died at a molecular level and skin fell off.

So damage over time and can not be healed. Would be accurate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is a fun fact! Also add another check on the list of correlations to actual society that make that movie more prophetic than satire.

Maybe I need to calm down and drink some more electrolytes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Frolicking in fields? Better check yourself for ticks.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Welp better stop eating beans and farting for the rest of my life to help do my part and recoup the damages. All this world destroying pollution is my fault as a consumer, not the producers.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The keyboard just needs to be 6ft long and have nonsensical shit hanging off it like skulls on ship chains.

Also the keyboard keys would not be enlarged. There would be about one thousand regular size keys on it.

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