Aye, we season our world-class curries with newspaper and high fructose corn syrup aye
Mr_Blott
joined 1 year ago
In our defence (spelt correctly) all of the above are acceptable, except the microwave. Reasons being that a) the microwave doesn't boil it evenly, and you get pockets of mega heated water that bubble up and splash up in the microwave, then drip off the manky ceiling of the microwave and into your cup. B) microwaves stink. I don't know anyone that uses one for anything other than popcorn or melting butter. But if you're using it to cook as well.... ๐คข
That anyone outside of the US or the middle east even gives a fuck whether you're an atheist or not
That's weird guys come on
I have to put up with this every day
It reeks of cockney tho
Me speaking to a French guy last week -
"We've just been the the musรฉe de l'automobile in Mulhouse"
"Sorry, where?"
"Mulhouse"
"Where?"
"Mulhouse"
"Aaaaaah I see! It's pronounced [pronounces Mulhouse *exactly the same FUCKING way I just pronounced it]
๐ Happens very regularly
I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States
When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop
Pint?
Pint.
I left an entire pizza unattended for 20 minutes
I mean that's 100% your fault then, isn't it? ๐
NUNS, DRINK, WOMEN'S KNICKERS
Interesting that all 3 will fuck you at some point tho
Ha ha ha in one single country full of narcissistic idiots
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I promise it's not a thing, mate