Mr_Blott

Try making a pizza sauce from homegrown tomato and you find out why a Marguerita pizza exists

To be honest that exact choice is going to put off the vast majority of potential users

Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency

And sent the decent biccies packing aye nice one

Va te faire foutre

Well fucksake mate, when someone asks yous where you're from, yous go "NornIrn"

Naecunt can unnerstaund thon

Didn't remember how generic they were until I saw this!

Was that autocorrect?

California sounds like if you bought a European Union from wish.com

A huge percentage of us probably only exist today because our ancestors could laugh in the face of adversity and just carry on

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Did ye aye