Top 10 worst coups? What was the worst one?

After seeing last night's debate, we're doomed. I'm going to stockpile weed and hope we get a 2028 election. Also I'm not cumming in any vaginas since they're being as bigoted about abortions as ever. Ass is fine.

I'm going to put in my request for that day off now. That way if they try to tell me 4.5 billion years from now that I didn't put in my request soon enough, I'm fucking done.

It's still iffy on if they're going to give me the day of the 2038 bug off. I requested off for January 19th 2038 in 2017. Fucking enshitification.

More states are banning porn. Anyone that doesn't already have a locally hosted ai porn generator is just asking for blue balls at this point.

Is it true that you can talk to women? I've never tried it before and I'm 32. I use Arch GNU+Linux btw. Also I've never been outside.

What about credit card statements showing purchase history from a dispensary, smartphone location data of him going to said dispensary, Google account search history of searching for "dispensary near me" and ai facial recognition - assisted cctv footage of him buying it? I'm pretty sure the government can get that stuff fairly easily.

Tomorrow the headlines are going to be "House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space".

Some shitposts write themselves. Putting a train on the moon sure is an expensive shitpost but I'm glad we're generating a lot of value for the shareholders.

Popularize this fashion until everyone's doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I'm putting fried chicken in mine.

I can’t be antisemitic/racist/etc because to save time, I only scroll through Bumble while I'm taking a shit. And they say romance is dead.

The backrooms is just what elevator deniers think happens when you get in an elevator.

Metric speeds are stupid tho. Is 55kph fast or slow? Who tf knows. Meters, liters, celsius and grams are all chad units though.