ProfessorZhu

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Am I actually in charge? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Drink a gallon of bleach and learn how much power you have over those little fuckers!

that's haram! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Burning the Quran may not be inherently racist but this meme is, good God

Identify yourselves. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 161 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his "back pocket"

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

Neo's eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him "get out, they're coming for you Neo" into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he's in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!

Who knew 1989 was an uneventful year in China in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Classic

No context in c/[email protected]
What would you do for a Klondike bar? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That's crazy

What would you do for a Klondike bar? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What good ones?

My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Slim, but not zero!