I see nothing that indicates that that is the front of the roll

Shit. I didn't realize that I was doing this to myself until I got diagnosed as an adult about 10 years after I quit smoking.

Nope. Not even close.

My grandmother started smoking after her doctor suggested that she take it up in order to help her lose weight after pregnancy. She smoked the rest of her life.

Capitalist bigot Christians complaining about false gospels is pretty rich.

Or you could choose the road less traveled.

Nothing ever burns down by itself. Every fire needs a little bit of help.

I'd explain but it's a whole Thing.

I wonder if it mostly happens when people are looking down at their phones. There is a pole on my campus that I have seen multiple people walk into while texting. Then again, my cat has been trying to fight her doppelganger in the mirror for years now and she's smarter than a few people I know.