I wish stalin drove tanks straight into west berlin, then france, then the UK, then atlantis, then NYC, then chicago, then seattle, then anchorage, then Tokyo, then Seoul, then Beijing, then KFC/tacobell.

the Game of Thrones show's last 2 seasons (the ones not based on any published books) was so bad, it make people retroactively hate the entire series and the entire intellectual property lol

I know Google has a way to "force" you to only use their app, and that's strictly enforced for personal MFAs (I haven't verified that recently), I didn't have that kind of trouble not using the MS one, but I'm not sure my org was as strict as yours on that "force MS" option.

I needed to search something in the AWS log thing the other day, couldn't figure out how to search text with one common non azAZ09-_ character, also couldn't figure out how to negate on simple words, have to do the grep thing and it JustWorked™

I was in a car accident once.

My startup doesn't have a dress code, so what I wear is about the half-way point between business casual/thrift shop and homeless/grunge. Boots or wedges, dyed hair, septum, occasionally a graphic tee. I like colorful shit. The least complicated/unflattering/whorish dress I can find, whatever least likely to snitch on me for weight gain.

he taught me piracy

It's simple to label a government as "authoritarian" just because they have things called "laws" that prevent you from exploiting their people. Likewise, it's convenient to repeatedly tell your citizens that distant, non-English-speaking countries are "authoritarian." The truth is, for every Westerner who can afford to travel and verify these claims, a million others will just accept what the media tells them. They'll even go on to reinforce these narratives, despite having no firsthand experience or direct connection to these places.

there's a really old picture of me holding a knife menacingly still up there on the internet

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and I cannot fathom a road trip where we don't make a pit-stop at least every four hours

yall must be roadtrip spartans if you can go 4 hours without a pitstop