"It's just a prank bro!"

Actually witty and funny. And not socially awkward and weird. Which is totally what I'm like in real life because why would I imagine myself as something I'm not.

Technically it was Kali on a VM. But I had absolutely no clue what I was doing (I was 9 years old) so I gave up.

Then I tried Ubuntu to get past my parental controls. Same thing.

Eventually had success with Mint 5 years later. Never looked back.

Is blue hair a fetish now?

That looks like something I'd draw tbh

There is an automatic captcha solver that works off of the audio prompt, not sure what it's called though

I did this when I listened to Japanese songs before I knew how that writing system worked. I was always extremely confused.

Google definitely did extend video loading times on FF a while ago, not sure if they still do it.

Are Linux kernel lifespans usually that short?

yes

I really like Lunatask. It's a task/habit management app kind of like Todoist, but it works better for me personally. The premium version is quite expensive, but the free one is quite okay to work with. And it's still in development so a lot of features are missing (you can't set a time for a task for example which I find ridiculous).

Also Ghostwriter, it's a really nice minimalistic markdown editor. I wish it was a bit more customizable but I guess I could try emacs for that.