TheObserver

joined 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Humans: aight bet creates way to remove salt from the water checkmate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Only thing stopping you is your bank account ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it's still killing me when I don't put pressure on it.โ˜น๏ธ

Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

God damn how big of a sack does he got. That hole looks pretty sizable. Unless that chair in the thumbnail is clickbait.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well I'm a datahoarding pirate so lots of movies, shows, games, porn, hacking tools, bot creation tools, firmwares, family pics, movie/show posters, ISOs, etc. Nothing to hide really. Might question my complete siterip of cum4k, tiny4k, and anal4k maybe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait people pronounce them differently. I've been saying it the same way.๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yep those sounds are in my head again

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

So glad i never used twitter. The only elon musk thing i follow is spacex even then i wish he wasn't the ceo of it but he is mr money bags so it is what it is. Anything for space exploration.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Spend a few mins on tiktok. Wait until till you find a rage bait video and open the comments. You'll see it left and right. It's REALLY bad during election times. I mostly stay off tiktok during those times as I could care less about politics and people bringing none related things into politics just to spark more fire for no reason.

[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 10 months ago (9 children)

I've noticed a lot of people using words in sentences that make zero sense. If they can fit any if the "ists" or "isms" in it they will even if it has nothing to do with what they are talking about. If you call them out for it they call you a dumbass. I just proceed to let them eat their own words with a simple dictionary link. I especially notice this in those "woke" people and lgbtq people. (Not hating on your sexuality you guys just can't use the correct words 90% of the time)

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'll eat a whole damn box before i realize what I've done. One day it's gonna catch up to me and I'm gonna be the next person on my 600lb life

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's wild man. I sleep on my belly with one leg hiked up to my chest and a pillow that's big enough for my head and for me to hug and wrap around. Sure it's also bad for you but man do i get some insane sleep and dreams from it

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