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[–] [email protected] 99 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Because english is just semi random noises

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Truer words were never spoken.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Most languages are, but english goes out of its way in being phonetically retarded

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

My favorite example is the word "yacht"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ghoti

Gh (f) as in enough,

O (í) as in women,

TI (sh) as in motion

Pronounced: Fish

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Make it "Ghoti" with GH as in enough

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the idea, will do!

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So, this is both fascinating and remarkably simple once you learn some basics about how spoken language evolves.

Let's start here: say "woman" out loud. Now, say it again, and this time pay attention to your tongue. When you said "woman," did you pronounce the "o" sound at the front of your mouth, higher in your mouth, and the "a" at the back, lower in your mouth?

Now try this. Say "women," again paying close attention to where the vowel sounds come from in your mouth. First pronounce "women" as it is written- kind of like "woah men." Do you feel how much more work that requires that pronouncing "woman" does? Now, pronounce "women" as you naturally do. Assuming you are in North America, this probably sounds a bit like "wimmin."

Probably, this "wimmin" pronunciation feels easier and more natural. This is largely because those vowel sounds originate in roughly the same area. When a word has multiple vowel sounds and they move from front to back or top to bottom, there's a good chance we will naturally shift towards an easier pronunciation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I like your explanation..

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait there are people who pronounce women with an i?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes? English is only my second language, but the way I hear it:

Woman: Whoman

Women: Wimin or Wimen

The latter is much shorter.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Huh, for me it's more like wuhmen vs wohman.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The i-pronunciation is commonplace enough that some feminists who want to avoid the word “men” spell “women” as “wimmin”, i.e. the phonetic spelling.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Am I the only one who pronounces them both with an I sound

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Both with an O here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are the two obviously differentiated like that?

In most of the American English accents I’m familiar with, they’re pronounced “WI men” and “WŌ man.”

If I try to sound out using an I in both, the only way they sound different to me is if I move the accent to the final syllable, to mane it stand out. Something like “wi MEN” vs “wi MAN.”

If so, I’d love to hear where you’re from.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

From Ohio, and they aren't differntiated at all I just pronounce them the same (although I was mistaken about which part of the word the meme was referencing, I still pronounce both with an o/u sound at the beginning)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think the meme is referring to the first vowel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Your reply helped me understand what on earth was happening. I was like "wimin and wimen?!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Same. I was so confused by this meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Same, i think its a regional thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Accents matter. It sounds like "vho-men" when I say it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And from there we get to gender neutral term homan, referring to to all you hoes.

Edit: apparently some sources incorrectly write the word as "human"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think it's a matter of accent and Dialekt. I pronounce both the same🤷

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

English not being my first language, I can relate to that thought 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When I started learning English I pronounced woman as woh-man. Good times

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Lol, there was a joke about "woh-men" in the game Disco Elysium, if I'm not mistaken. But the game only tells you "the world is in danger from the mysterious Wo-men". Maybe some players never realised it critisized sexism?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait people pronounce them differently. I've been saying it the same way.😭

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Same here and I'm a native NA English speaker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

It was originally wifman and over time mutated to women, the I sound is vestigial of the old spelling.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Also correct if he's thinking about cute dogs / cats / other animals that have more than 1 female in the group.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

We probably just nicked the words from different languages.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

for the love of God please someone google what a schwa is before replying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

For the love of God are you referring to the first or second vowel? People seem to think OP is talking about the second

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I was just shitposting while high. but the real question isn't "why are they pronounced differently?" but "why are they written the same?"

Woman is an ellison of wīfmann

Man is an abbreviation of wermann

"Mann" meaning "human" and wīf/wer meaning "female/male"

No one asks why "man and men" are pronounced differently, and it's likely we'd have "wermann / wermen" pronounced "wur-man" and "wier-men" if we'd kept the distinction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
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