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Reminds me of this one:

Kids will see 9 dolphins

https://youtu.be/JxdDa0k-3Ak?si=jqvsDDjVVTvtK_a1

Across the whole town? Open a paper mill, those things stink to high hell.

All you need

Russia provides a buffer, it's the same thing as North Korea. China aids NK to keep US allies as far away from themselves as possible.

"Why aren't I getting any promotions or raises?"

⚡Cyberspace!⚡

Christ, that repost is nearly 10 years old itself.

It's like that guy that posted an example Bitcoin miner on GitHub, then a bunch of script kiddies forgot to change his wallet info for their own before deploying... He made a good chunk of change by doing nothing malicious.

Platypus?

You can actually get that back with a bit of luck:

https://www.usa.gov/unclaimed-money