[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Not a sitcom joke (yet...) but wow yeah. A moderately funny joke for about a day, but the memes have been tiresome since.

The poor girl allegedly lost her job as a preschool teacher over it, too.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago

How rude they are to Jerry in Parks & Rec. Doing a rewatch of it now and wow it is way worse than I remembered, and starts way earlier. It's not a flanderisation thing, there was a season 2 joke that made me have to pause and go online just to see how many other people felt the same way as me.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

To me, the word sexting implies very explicitly sexual content. If it's with a minor, far more mild content could still be inappropriate.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

In Australia I don't think teachers are underpaid, but schools are absolutely underfunded. Which can often mean teachers end up spending personal money on school resources, which means their actual effective pay isn't as good as it looks from the outside.

They also work way longer hours than is reflected in their contract.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

stress balls in funny shapes and things like that.

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

Next time don't buy squishy dicks for work colleagues.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Can I play it in front of my kids?

It's been a while since I played, but I think the answer is mostly yes. There are sex scenes, but they're pretty well-telegraphed ahead of time and I don't think you can get into them by accident.

how long from startup to the next save point?

What's a save point, to you? The game allows saving at any point (except maybe during combat?), but this may or may not be a satisfying experience to you. For the most satisfying experience you'd probably want to consider your camp the save point, and that can go a couple of hours between occurences, depending on the quest and how good you are (/the difficulty level).

Is it a lot like Mass Effect?

A very similar narrative style with the focus on your relation to the NPCs. Gameplay is very different. Much more about tactics and less about action. Personally I found that balance really awkward and not enjoyable: I'd rather lean more into the action like a Skyrim (or, indeed, ME) style game, or do tactics properly in a turn-based manner like BG3 or Lord of the Rings: Tactics. But I stuck it out for the story & characters which were great, though I couldn't bring myself to keep going with the big DLC once I lost momentum thanks to finishing the main story, or to pick up either of the sequels.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Fantasy series with a very D&D-esque world and a combat system that feels a bit like an MMO or a turnbased tactics game. It's real time with optional pausing, and you operate your whole party at once, with the ability to pause to give each of them precise orders, or to pre-program them with specific responses to situation.

I think it mainly became popular on the back of its characters. The story was good but nothing special, and personally I found the combat in Origins to be absolutely terrible. But building up your party, getting to know the characters and making decisions that affect them was amazing. At least on par in this respect with the original Mass Effect trilogy.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Transcriptiona four-panel comic.

The first panel shows a boy brushing his teeth. In the background are framed photos of a white dog, a weird fox-like creature, and Rick Astley from the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up, as well as usual bathroom things. He wears a yellow shirt with "LOL" written on it. Above him is a bubble with the words "Normie Gary" in it.

The second panel shows the same scene, but the boy is gone, leaving behind his toothbrush and a spot of toothpaste. Where he stood are white puffs of smoke, with the word "POOF". The bubble saying "Normie Gary" is slightly larger.

The third panel shows the boy with a confused expression on his face, dribbling spit. He is surrounded by white clouds, and in the background are blurry flames. "NORMIE GARY" is repeated, much larger, now a speech bubble with three tails coming off of it. In the same direction as that bubble's tails are three other speech bubbles each with a single tail, reading "?!", "!!!" and "!?!".

The fourth panel shows the boy sitting surrounded by three demon-like creatures with red skin, cloven hoofs, and horns. They each have a speech bubble. The first reads "It... It worked???" The second: "AAAAAH!" And the final "WHAT THE FU" (before it gets cut off by the edge of the frame with only the leftmost edge of what might be a "C" visible). The boy looks even more confused than in the previous panel, mouth agape, surrounded by question marks.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

What is the difference between a hesitation and a censure?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Very strange. What client are you using, out of interest? If it's an app that pivoted from being an old Reddit app into a Lemmy app, it might be an issue worth pointing out to the developer.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fyi Lemmy doesn't do spoilers the way Reddit does. The syntax for spoilers is:

visible spoiler textText that's hidden behind a spoiler

visible spoiler textText that's hidden behind a spoiler

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Part of being a monopoly is being anticompetitive

No it's not. Being hit with antitrust laws requires first being a monopoly, but the monopoly state exists merely by virtue of size within the industry.

Edit: to be clear the only point I am making here is in relation to that definition you provided. Nothing more.

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Transcription:

DnD Sesame Tweet

@DnDSesame

Playing DND with 9 year olds comes in two flavors

  1. Trying to find ways to resolve things and make the Zombie our friend

  2. Doing things that are recognized as war crimes

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Yes, I know (aussie.zone)
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Transcription:

Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work


kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.


del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Transcription:

Screenshot of a Tweet

castle mac steven
@CastleMacSteven

Me: *buying dice at the game store.*

Clerk: Sure you only want the one set?

Me: yep! It's got all of the 7 dice I'll ever need for #dnd

Clerk: okay then! *under their breath: "See you soon"*

Me: what?

Clerk: what?

11:28 · 5/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone


1,415 Retweets 5,777 Likes

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Epic Final Battle (aussie.zone)
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probablybadrpgideas:

Give your players a "disintegration gun".

What it actually does is shoot people into the future. In the final session all the people they shot with it blink into existence around them at once.


celticpyro:

OP please change your url

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You have my bow (aussie.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Transcription:

Plain black text on a white background.

Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother.

Elf: You have my bow.

Dwarf: And my axe.

Necromancer: And your brother.

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