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It means you should get a colonoscopy

Perfect use of the meme

Again, if you're actively exercizing, that's not an issue. But this post demonstrates that most people view it as a general purpose drink.

I got mine for $300 because I'm also on a Fi plan. But I'm sure most phones can be subsidized similarly.

Agreed on all except the sports one. If you're sweating, you're losing electrolytes and you need to replenish them.

my favorite vegan dish

Where can I find the actual video of the decapitations? It looks like uploads might be taken down? Tons of tweets saying it's everywhere on the internet, but I don't use Twitter and I can't find any uploads.

plant-animal

I identify as a mushroom

As a not-so-young-anymore young person, I've always said "no problem" for exactly this reason

Counterpoint: it's a good way to teach responsibility to kids. You wouldn't leave 100% of the care of a dog or cat to a kid, but for a hamster or goldfish, they can be fully responsible (for better or worse).

Dang people don't know about GameCube anymore?

Joke's on you I have my loan info there