caboose2006

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it's not because I never got my golden parachute.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yep. Had a family member buy me Ryobi and 2 batteries. Guess I'm a Ryobi man now

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I've legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I'm the kiss of death.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I literally laughed so hard I cried.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN'T SUE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I picked up Xcom 2 War of the Chosen after walking away for 2 years. Loaded it up and remembered why, half my squad severely wounded and surrounded. Knuckled down and got everyone out alive. Don't name your soldiers after your friends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I thought the Nitro EV was a pretty normal EV

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A guy in a rugby jersey, with the build of a rugby player, grabbed me by the shoulders and shouted in my face "I don't care if I die tonight!" And headbutted me right in the forehead After I told him I didn't have a cigarette. Luckily I was with 6 friends, they took care of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I have no proof but it was Def the CIA

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

But then parlaying that into "NASA must be lying earth flat" or "Imma videogame this pizza parlor" is where the problems begin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Anyone else getting Nic Cage vibes from this?

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