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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Assistant to the regional manager. Let's keep it believable.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I'm the kiss of death.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could you please start a job at Nestle, Microsoft, BP, Raytheon? Either would be fine, but you need to weaponize your god level incompetence for a good cause.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it's not because I never got my golden parachute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.

Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only past a certain age, though lol. I was definitely a Toys R Us kid, so I'm pretty sure I'm out of luck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

They still exist in the malls of Asia