erogenouswarzone

Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.

demake

Someone give this guy some gold... wait where are we... I applaud your genius.

I'd watch that. But there should be a really good musical number called "Everything is rape without consent" or something... It probably wouldn't be appropriate for the target audience, but yes I agree with the point you're making: Snow White & Cinderella are way fucked.

Elijah really needs to start leaning into how fucking weird he has allowed himself to become since LotR. And I know he has a little, but clearly it's not enough.

Here's some others I'd be totally stoked about:

• Eric Andre (he really needs a breakout role)
• Leslie Jones
• Eddie Murphy
• RuPaul
• Charming Taintman

Edit: Fucking Terry Crews for both roles!

Maybe

We did it for years tho, never got in trouble

Lol. Oh, your kids are perfect little angels that are never annoying I assume. Congrats.

Nah man, not in my parts. Women shop, men hunt. I don't play that way.

When you have kids, you'll get it.

Interesting take. I didn't even consider that perspective.

Now I feel bad for being mad at them for taking time off my life to deal with their inconsiderate behavior.

We need to cripple the housing market and all move in together. 'Member the big buildings in Dredd? That'd be cool, except no to all the drugs and pollution.

That would be a great superhero power: the ability to make people shut their mouths instantly.

Praise Satan for grocery delivery and pickup. No more memorizing a store or searching for an hour for that one little thing. No more women getting creeped out for no other reason than you're a man in a grocery store. As if, beach - no one wants to fuck you.