A DP with a two stroke? Damn

“Snuck in” is a very strange word to use for asylum seekers

Is there a native Portuguese speaker in the child’s life? Otherwise it’s a little dicey, because they’ll inherit your errors, but if you’re really careful about it and flood them with Portuguese language input from native speakers in the form of songs and audiobooks that you can read along with in person, you can still give them a good linguistic foundation.

Basically

I could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.

I used to be unable to jump, but then I did Morris dancing. I learned how to jump normally at 27.

He also had a bit of a chip on his shoulder about it, to be fair.

He was Austrian in Germany and those are both very stereotypically Austrian names.

I was on a third date, and we met an acquaintance of mine. I went to introduce them and blanked. Worse, I went for what I thought I remembered, which ended up close enough to be culturally insensitive. His name was Franz and I said Fritz and he was pretty hurt.

Yeah, my dad’s doctor told him to drink lemonade, but I don’t think the soda bit’s really the worst part.

I’m a type-A personality with ADHD.

Sell them. You’ll make more than $4M, if you don’t get killed for it