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Put laws on the books and hold people accountable. That’s what laws are supposed to do.

Gotta keep them (us) peons in their (our) place!

Exactly. Or never at all because you know eventually the obsession will fizzle out.

You were spot on the first time. It’s windows and hamburgers!

It’s going to be windows and hamburgers to me from now on

What I wouldnt give for two bottoms in the center of my controller right now

No they don’t, they charge people to live in property that they own. That’s not “providing” housing, that’s profiting off of someone else’s need.

Yeah, fractions are dumb. Or I’m dumb and fractions are easy, but why don’t we split the difference and switch to metric?

Orcas have been attacking boats recently. Or it’s been reported more recently. Either way, they’re taking back their (wet) streets.

I don’t think he wants to watch the alphabet soup, I think he wants to taste the alphabet soup.

Invite me to these goddamn parties

His dopey fat face