Works great for db:seed, too

If you're in RoR land, there's always the Faker gem to get you started. Or keep it simple - find lists of names on Wikipedia or something, shuffle and combine.

... Still haven't seen The Wire 🥲

I initially misread as "lecher" and was very confused.

Well done, well done. As a meat brain, this took me down a rabbit hole of new spacetime paradoxes.