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I don’t watch shows anymore I just watch serpadesign feed his frogs on YouTube x

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[-] [email protected] 105 points 9 months ago

Why does anyone watch new TV when there are perfectly good copies of every season of Gargoyles they could be pirating?

[-] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago

I don't know why, but this reminds me of my favorite Hank Hill quote: "Why would anybody want to do drugs when you can just mow a lawn?"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Can't take the mower to the club, not anymore.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Same energy

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Never seen gargoyles. Only porn of it.

Is it any good?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is the lasting legacy of my childhood TV experience...porn 😔

Gargoyles...porn

Tiny toons...porn

Sonic the Hedgehog...porn

It's all porn now.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Just as god intended, I'll tell you hwat.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It's okay but it's a bit distracting what with all the sexy gargoyles

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

How many times do we need to pirate them before we can watch new shows?

Also all anyone needs is The Wire, been watching that recently and it's so good

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

And then for one, "yeah I like that show!"

"Oh do you remember when x did y?"

...No, I forgot everything that happened a week later.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I'm so glad it isn't just me. I've been concerned I might have memory issues because this happens in my life so much.

For real, how do people remember such details from the shows they watch.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

I've taken to calling this kind of media "Mandatory Adult Television." I think the first of its species was Lost; there were predecessors with some similar traits like The X Files or The Sopranos, heavily serialized adult content television that was very popular water cooler talk, but Lost was the first one I remember as segmenting the population into those who follow he show, and those who don't. Game of Thrones was THE big one. You either watched Game of Thrones or you weren't allowed to socialize as an adult. "Hey, did you see Game of Thrones last night?" "No, I don't watch that show." "Oh. Bye." For nearly a decade. No one wants to talk about that show anymore. Same with Lost.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

People aren't good with small talk and stuff like this is one of the few things you'd be likely to have in common.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I like to pretend like I know what they're talking about and see how far I can get before they catch on.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

See also sports as a method of excluding adults social interaction.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Also Mr. Robot and Foundation and Good Omens and Fleabag and the new Beavis and Butthead and Station Eleven and Doctor Who is about to get good again and Irma Vep was great but I don't think that one's coming back

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Severance is great. I watched it on my 3-month trial to Apple TV.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Yeah agreed, really enjoyed it! I watched it on uh... yeah, free trial thing as well.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Seen one of those (The Boys). Maybe two if you count the first season of Westworld (don't plan on watching more because it's supposed to be shite).

I only really bother with Mike Flanagan's single season stuff on Netflix, because the man knows how to open and close a story. Others should take note. Don't start a story unless you know how it's going to end and how long it's going to take to get there.

"This is popular, let's make more" is an attitude that has ruined television.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

The Bear is very very good

I still haven’t recovered from a certain Season 2 episode

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

I feel this way about video games.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

I honestly believe half of these shows are fake and you can’t change my mind

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

I don't wanna overanalyze the meme, but it is irritating when you can't have a conversation with someone without their whole identity being based on whatever they've recently watched. Then if you haven't seen it, them uncreatively explaining the plot to you.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

TV shows are just an easy conversational topic... that's all it is.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Growing up in the years before and during Cable television, I am positive television was the most talked about topic over any and all aside from basic hello.

And if you didn't have cable, well you'd get filled in on whatever, but were oddly OK with it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

It makes sense, people connect through shared experiences, and TV is an easy way to do that.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

As someone who very rarely watches series, this really hits home. I just rarely have the patience to do so, and because of that I also don't have any streaming subscriptions. I'd rather play games, because the interaction makes them a lot more rewarding to me. To each their own though, other people don't play games so they'll have the same problem with me

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I haven't even watched breaking bad, much less anything on that list or anything else between now and like 2008

walter-breakdown

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Fellas, is it a crime to want to share something you enjoy? As long as you aren't demonizing people who haven't seen it, who cares?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

It's not about demonizing the person sharing. It's about the feeling of being overwhelmed because there's so much shit you haven't seen and will never see. You will never have enough time to get through that list and that can feel bad.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

just rewatch futurama for the 30th time like a normal person (i.e. me, the normalest of all)

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Imo we should limit these to one every 5 years.

I'm just now watching the 20 year old tv show "the wire" and its better than the 5 of these I have watched (of those 5, I'd only recommend the "the bear")

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I've watched like two of the ones listed.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

The Last of Us and The Boys.

Haven't seen anything (or even heard of a lot) of the others. Not that they are bad shows. I just like to waste my time in other activities.

Like video games. Not shows, but still wasting time.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Is it really wasting time if you're having a good time?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Wait until you hear about these things called "books"…

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Haven't watched any of these and I don't feel like curling in fetal position. What's wrong with me, doctor?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Oh, he’s doing that because he feels like he’s missing out? I thought the joke was that he curled into fetal position because the guy is peppering him with questions and is feeling overwhelmed.

I had a boss that’d always try to talk about films, TV, and frequently referenced actors to me, and I’d always feel a bit bad that I never got it.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

... Still haven't seen The Wire 🥲

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I just watch Naruto, there are hundreds of episodes and I will never finish it before the apocalypse

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

A problem I often have is finding something good enough to kinda watch, but not SO good that I feel like I’m missing something if I screw around with my tablet while it’s on.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

My wife and I have like 3 comfort shows that we just rewatch all year round. And this is kind of how it's like when we meet up with our friends who have watched everything new as it releases.

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