I interpreted it more as "you're probably gonna die the horrific death of radiation poisoning, you should rub one out for the last time before you go"
kmartburrito
joined 1 year ago
Then one day I took the chance
Lol @ Cheeto Jesus cock gargler
Don't feel dumb man, trying to make yours rhyme is fun actually. I like that you added other temps. That's how I learned it in America as a kid and remembered it, because it rhymes.
That doesn't rhyme for shit, man. Ha :)
I'm going to try and add some flair to your post
Trump skis in jeans
For not much more, you can purchase a portable battery jumper. I've saved so many people without having to touch my car. I can move it between our cars, put it in my motorcycle saddlebags, use it as a PowerBank, so incredibly versatile. I'll never not have one moving forward.
WTF, why isn't it playing? I've tried like 5 devices now