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WTF, why isn't it playing? I've tried like 5 devices now

I interpreted it more as "you're probably gonna die the horrific death of radiation poisoning, you should rub one out for the last time before you go"

Then one day I took the chance

Lol @ Cheeto Jesus cock gargler

Don't feel dumb man, trying to make yours rhyme is fun actually. I like that you added other temps. That's how I learned it in America as a kid and remembered it, because it rhymes.

That doesn't rhyme for shit, man. Ha :)

I'm going to try and add some flair to your post

Trump skis in jeans

For not much more, you can purchase a portable battery jumper. I've saved so many people without having to touch my car. I can move it between our cars, put it in my motorcycle saddlebags, use it as a PowerBank, so incredibly versatile. I'll never not have one moving forward.