Peaches
As often told in online circles, with violence.
Many men would prefer to be a momma bear's cub. That sort of protection and care is one of the most valuable treasures out there.
It's like the second coming of Harambe, only the kid is a woman, Harambe is a bear and the guy shooting Harambe is a guy.
TFW you thought you were cool, but it turns out you had a yee yee ass haircut all along.
Then there's the paladin who has you smitten just by standing there.
Find the polar star, then go south.
You hate them that much, huh?
They have been from the start.
Dunno, radiation? Ultrahorny beam?
Well, during a recent wave of mushroom poisoning people were told that mushrooms can interbreed to create mixed new variants and so one mushroom might not stay one mushroom for long if the conditions allow for it.
Randomly read a click bait article the other day on "How famous people died". The older ones were alcohol + drug prescription overdose, while the newer ones were fentanyl + cocaine + alcohol.
Remember people, stay hydrated! Drink your drugs with water like you're meant to!