Also from my interactions on here:

On one side I have an old catholic bum who is committing genocide (by allowing companies to sell to a man who is committing genocide), and in the other side I have a convicted felon who would absolutely continue the genocide while removing my human rights and wants to turn the country into a dictatorship.

As a leftist, these two are exactly the same and I'm not voting.

And if I were guilty, I would not trust him because he was my partner who turned me in and got away before he was identified. He's smiling because he knows I know what he'd do to my parents if I snitched, and he's getting away with my half of the fortune. I also know he's most likely going to marry my girlfriend because the love triangle was so plain as day.

If it hadn't been for Willem Dafoe, I'd be married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Willem Dafoe?

Hush Puppy.

That's not what you ate, that's what you said when you ate it.

Yes, but all Minecraft villagers are also war criminals.

All Texans are war criminals

This reminds me of when I was in college and was undiagnosed Bipolar disorder, and my roommate was undiagnosed OCD. I was up and bopping at 3 am and decided to help my OCD roommate with the dishes since he was up and bopping but for very different reasons. I was drying a dish when our third, neurotypical, roommate came out to ask us to stop since we were being loud.

I looked at the dish I was washing and shushed it and told it to be nicer to my roommate.

If she drives a '98 Pontiac Sunfire bud, there's a pretty descent chance she's gonna fuck your whole life up

[email protected]

Israel is defeated like the US was defeated in Afghanistan. It's not that the Taliban managed to get tanks rolling through DC, but they killed our international image and took away prescious time, money, energy, and lives. They suffered magnitudes more than us, so just like in any war, there were no winners.

We keep saying "we don't negotiate with terrorists", but I'm starting to think that we should consider negotiating with terrorists*.

'*Understanding the definition of terrorist is very subjective

He also would masturbate in the middle of the market, and when confronted said "if only hunger could be satisfied by rubbing your belly"

He also lived in a bathtub.

Hobos do participate in the labor pool. They were migrant workers, and the union they formed was to help fight against anti-homeless/ worker legislation.

People don't realize Hobos aren't 100% synonymous with homeless.