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What are friends?...

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Don't forget to make sure you're buried with your alarm clock, most people oversleep after they die.

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Nah, it's floon, the "n" stands for non-"v" which is definitely what you want if you wanna know where you're teleporting too...

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Then why are they butt-level???

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To be fair, Abed would say "Abed" if he met the actor that played himself...

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How do you know you're itchy if you're not already awake? Also maybe you need less itchy sheets or pajamas.

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FUCK: Fill Up Cargo Khakis

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We call him Fry in America

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Never judge a book by its thumbnail

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'd have better aim if we copied toilets with a larger hitbox.

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