Anyone with the barest of skills will have escaped any of these characters.
quinkin
The burger king (hungry jacks here) chicken burgers with the painted on grill lines.
Steroidal asthma medication does cause barrel chest. Is that related to the pic? No idea.
Slackware 7
Used to help a friend's family raise orphaned flying foxes. They are the cutest little bastards. Used to put on a wool jumper before walking into their place as they would chirp recognition at you, as they dangled from a clothes rack, then launch off and flap across the room to latch onto your shoulders. The jumper made it so a lot less of your skin was involved in supporting their weight.
Have you tried kerning?
I got a TP-Link. Seems to work well and already had the Tapo app.
The dock has a decent size bag. The long hair is the maintenance killer, have to pull the rotating brushes and cut off the hair regularly.
Robot vacuum. Used to drown in collie fur and the constant angst of vacuuming.
Requires a fair amount of maintenance but still a massive time saver.
Squid Church
Attack at dawn.
Only in London I am told.