rob_t_firefly

The guy in Terminator was "Reese," which is even closer to Reese's candy than "Rhys."

That kid's moments away from flipping off Spock on a bus.

I assume anyone who owned that poster had a favorite Nelson twin, and was ready to recite the reasons why he was their favorite at a moment's notice.

Do you fold your clothes right after taking them out of the dryer, while they're still warm?

Don't ya think?

You're going with someone who owns two irons?

Blink twice if you're in danger.

You may think inside the nose is tasty but it'snot.

Please share the link to that post.

You better not fork on the table.

This is looking kinda dumb...

...nah, I've got nothing else to complete the song. Just that it's looking kinda dumb. That's it.

Hell won't cut it, you have to cast it into the fires of Mount Doom.