saltnotsugar

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Heck in this market I’d fight the entire poltergeist house with a smile on my face. “Oh you like being spooky?! The power of AK-47 compels you!”

[–] [email protected] 136 points 9 months ago (8 children)

GPT4, Write a poem about a ball sack that has a mysterious seam on it.

In realms of flesh where mysteries dwell, A ball sack’s tale I’m here to tell, Its surface smooth, yet a seam concealed, A riddle of secrets, soon revealed.

Beneath the skin, a journey untold, Where life’s enigma begins to unfold, A hidden seam, like a whispered song, Invisible threads, where wonders belong.

A vessel of life, in delicate guise, Holds the promise of love in its size, Yet, a seam’s mystery, a cryptic design, In the dance of existence, it intertwines.

Perhaps it’s a mark of life’s creation, A symbol of nature’s artful foundation, Or a reminder that within us, seams run deep, Where mysteries and stories eternally keep.

So, let us ponder this ball sack’s grace, With its hidden seam, a mystical trace, In the human tapestry, where secrets gleam, A testament to life, like a waking dream.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I think it’s between 1 and 15, depending on factors like how tired, or if his horse girlfriend broke up with him for that dumb old stud.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Somehow, Queen Elizabeth returned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Malfoy about to say Potter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

There are some technologies that should remain forbidden…for the safety of all.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“How did they get root access to the parmesan wheels!?” -Future cheese hacker film

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (5 children)

We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

And the lord SAID-AH. Do not feast upon the tuna salad! (AMEN!) Do not FEAST-AH upon the devils nigiri! Do not be TUNA SHAMED!
(Overly energetic song about Jesus fighting tunas here)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I’d love to see David politely complain about traffic as he’s commuting.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (7 children)

“Food.”
Awww he’s hungry.
(1 week later.)
“Food. Food. Food.”
THERE ARE OTHER BUTTONS MR. MITTENS!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

‘Twas long, long like ye think of battleships long. The smell rose like a thunderstorm, and peeled the very wallpaper.

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