saltnotsugar

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

I totally don’t constantly hit refresh like some kind of addict. Totally!

CMD window pops up and closes.

This dude can make a portal to hell with some obsidian and a lighter.

Uhhh…I’m conducting an experiment where…like what if there was a fire and you happened to be at the…used plant dealership.

Sesame Street lore is pretty complex.

BLOODY ELL

Photographer: Okay what screams childhood? Hmmm. Pioneer wagon wheel…and MASSIVE cigarettes.