shneancy

i guess it's about time for us to get used to getting dommed by machines

if it makes you feel any better you'd go to prison if you decided to run a ponzi scheme... unless you're a bank, that is

locoroco says it'd simply jump

how to tech your kid lying is good in two easy steps lmao

I'm doing it for the bit, a week ago i got high and thought how funny it'd be to stop smoking because drugs told me to. So i did lmao

despite being tech savvy and knowledgeable about various scamming methods I once nearly fell for an obvious scam.

I was expecting a package and when I woke up in the morning I saw on my phone that there was a delivery attempt. Clicked the link to redirect/retry delivery and only when it asked me for my banking details it hit me- what the hell was the postman doing at 5am trying to deliver packages?

anybody can get scammed, hell, the famous "i troll scammers" youtube guy once fell for a scam and nearly lost his youtube account! Getting cocky is the worst you can do

theory is useless without practice.

That's why the 3 neurotypical psychiatrists I talked with sounded like "but did you consider depression/anxiety?" on loop, but when I found the one psychiatrist in my area that also has adhd we clicked immediately and I finally felt listened to

pfft, you got me there

Egg :)

this you?

falling asleep is fine, getting good sleep is hard, waking up with a toy inside your now dry hole is rough

bruh, how is my shit turning to liquid if i have more than half a glass of milk a conspiracy??