shneancy

joined 9 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

falling asleep is fine, getting good sleep is hard, waking up with a toy inside your now dry hole is rough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

bruh, how is my shit turning to liquid if i have more than half a glass of milk a conspiracy??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

me neither hah, obviously when i was told "maybe don't" i heard "definitely do", it is rather fun, my brain always comes up with a lot of symbolism for those moments

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i always describe LSD as a drug that puts a mirror to your face so you get a good look at what you see for a solid 6h+ whether you like what you see or not. Plus other things obviously, but for me that's the main and best feature

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

can confirm it's really lovely :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'm sure Zelensky would agree in a heartbeat to defend Ukraine in a 1v1. But getting the coward Putin to do that? No way in hell that'd happen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it's a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real

edit: to be fair, the hair wasn't altered that much but the beard was just slapped on https://www.today.com/popculture/mark-zuckerberg-photoshopped-beard-rcna148770

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ADHD is genetic, it's wired into your brain structure. A factory reset won't help :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Duda said it? Yeah let's just ignore that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

ngl i've had fantasies like that

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