[-] [email protected] 40 points 21 hours ago

Lightning strikes and both candidates die in a horrible freak accident. Oh wait, you asked worst case…

[-] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

Shut up and help me find an automated teller machine machine so I can buy a ticket to the game.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

When the character that's "driving" keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

When two characters look at something off-camera in the distance and stare at different points in space (why didn't the directory catch that?!).

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This could have saved relationships.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I also stopped smoking weed because it would trigger the flashbacks.

I had this years ago after a series of bad trips (the common denominator turned out to be the presence of a certain person, then things got better). Anyway, hope you can get through to the other side.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Everyone is faking it to some degree.

Most valuable lesson I was ever forced to learn.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Aww, I just heard about this the other day. The donkey was adopted by the elk and has a new family. Heartwarming.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I once saw a cop car moving at the same speed as a shadow cast by a cloud. It looked like the cop was bringing darkness. The metaphor would hit me much harder now; this was in maybe 2000.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

That’s how I started smoking again after 7y. Just one or two while drinking with friends. I’d bought a pack within 24h or something stupid like that.

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I use Docbase, which apparently has been archived on GitHub.

https://opensource.appbase.io/Docbase/

https://github.com/appbaseio/Docbase

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“I am the most investigated man in the entire Congress, and right there you saw Kevin McCarthy lying like a dead dog because I have never asked him to interfere in any ethics matter,” Gaetz said.

Wtf, this is such a strange statement. Repubs are such backstabbers. Whatever.

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The three women were members of the Church of Scientology, as is Masterson. All three women said they were initially hesitant to speak to law enforcement because they said church teachings discouraged reporting to police. The women eventually left the church.

Cults are bad, people. Religion is bad because it's a normalized / accepted cult. Eff this guy.

I noticed that Topher Grace didn't get mentioned for writing a letter to the judge. I've never thought he's a great actor (he was pretty good in Traffic), but I like him a bit more now.

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The fucker has so many lawsuits. He's violated so many laws. We saw how long it took for Trump to have suits. I have to believe people are working on them for Musk.

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According to prosecutors, Samuel Ogoshi used a hacked social media account to make contact with DeMay while pretending to be a young woman. After persuading DeMay to provide a sexually explicit photo of himself, Ogoshi allegedly threatened to publicly release the image unless DeMay paid the scammers.

DeMay paid Ogoshi $300, but Ogoshi demanded more, authorities said.

After DeMay wrote that he was going to kill himself, Ogoshi allegedly responded, “Do that fast, or I’ll make you do it,” Totten said.

DeMay died by suicide on March 25, 2022, prosecutors said.

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At Pocket, we strive to provide our users with the best possible experience across all platforms. As part of this commitment, Pocket for Mac is no longer supported and may not work as expected. After August 15, 2023, the app will no longer work.

I don't know about anyone else, but I've been adding web articles to Pocket for years. I'm very discouraged by this.

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