Just be happy it wasn't punch cards

Fuck the haters this shit is fucking funny.

Politicians: yup, it's abortion, transgenders and marijuana causing all the violence probably.

The butt furry tail.

Not everyone can afford to survive just by simply working a job forever. That's the problem.

I have to choose between getting new tires or a dentist appointment

When I was a kid I was struggling in school so my parents put me on some nasty amphetamine derivative which I stayed on until my mid 20s. It didn't really make anything easier it just made boring things seem more interesting. I didn't realize this until after I stopped and I regret not getting off of it sooner.

I think I could still benefit from the right adhd drugs but it's just not worth it.

If every employer drug testing for thc were forced to also test for off-duty alcohol use and fire anyone who drank alcohol in the last 6+ months, everything would fall to chaos and anarchy extremely quickly.

Then it would still be like "damn, no one wants to work these days for some deep mysterious unknown reason. If only there was anything we could do to make people want to work here"

Anhydrous reagent grade ethanol out of a maple syrup bottle: am I a joke you you?

Meth is expensive but gas station thc vapes are also bad for you for a fraction of the cost. My favorite flavor is nitric acid. Fresh out of a amateur chemistry project in some barn.

TIL I have a vcr recorder on my pocket