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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Usually we see the problem of cleaning products that look too much like food products, this is the first time I've seen the opposite though

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

to be fair, it's both.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not even that cheap actually. $10/750ml is on the very low end, but it's not actually shocking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Alcohol is very expensive in Canada.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Made in Alberta. Not surprised, just disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They've stopped making it :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

What the holy f*!?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That looks like antifreeze

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like how Appletini is farther along self hatred than rubbing alcohol is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Makes me think of Scrubs

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

I'm beer, wine, whiskey, and gin in that order.

Apparently I'm happy with myself and my alcohol choice comes down to how fucking dumb you cunts were that day.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Beer is way too low on both axis lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Honestly Beer should appear just as the background

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Bear belongs just left of appletini, and vodka with mango juice belongs where beer is.

Vodka straight? Probably a healthy hatred for self and others. Mixed with juice? Now that person knows how to live a happy ass life.

Seriously, if you've a bad drinking habit, vodka and mango juice. You'll crave alcohol less, you're hangovers will be barely noticeable and pleasant, tastes great, is better for you than beers or rum and soda. Plus people will think you're classy AF once you've learned to make a bunch of simple and pleasant cocktails.

Don't waste your time with any of that dirty shit like Smirnoff. Buy something clean like Reyka or don't bother.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beer should be differentiated; certain beer drinkers are WAY higher on the "hatred for others" axis.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

American pilsner is definitely higher on "hatred for others" than others.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

American beer is definitely high on the "hatred for self" scale

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anything-“ice” is past that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Those are right next to plastic vodka jug.

Pabst is ironic self-hatred.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Goddamn I hate gin… Dee you bitch!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Get me a beer!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (8 children)

The only box beer I've ever seen was from rodenbach. Do any others exist?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"Looking over my bottle of captain morgan" ya

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cap'n Morgan is a privateer, not a pirate.

The difference is Morgan did it officially for a country, not to ransack loot from whoever.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The darker the swill, the darker the seas you sail. Hate yourself better and fight the Kraken with your face.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I wonder why nobody's tried fermenting hallucinogenic mushrooms and fungi into drinks

Would be hilarious to see someone try to turn that shit into an energy drink

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because they don't taste good and fermented mushrooms have an off-putting texture? I like the flavor of most edible mushrooms but the psylosibe are not tasty.

Microdosing is something I'd really like to try though, it probably WOULD be a really nice energy drink, something that just opened you and woke you just a little not bash you over the head psychedelic.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

They sorta tried with absinthe

Part of me assumes the active chemicals possibly get broken down during fermentation too,

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where does Everclear rank on this?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Box ethanol, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Rum featuring a pirate: a healthy dose of hatred for both self and others

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Based on this graph and the liquors I enjoy, I can see I hate others more than I hate myself. I already knew this dammit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Rocking that beer whiskey cider happy triangle

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Jeez, does this person ever drink water? Might clear things up a bit.

~PSA from hydrohomies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hey, I like Appletinis and I don't hate myself that much!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Where's water in your chart?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Water is the antithesis used to judge the alcohol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Water intoxication is actually a thing! It can also be lethal. I think it might be better to avoid drinking water in general. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I only ever drink tequila and do not hate myself at all

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