Average TXDOT sign.

“Gobble gobble go easy on the throttle” is still my all-time fave.

Fuck, you made me worry Andy Richter was dead for a second

This beats my partner eating Funyuns with chocolate ice cream.

Shit whips. It’s like buttered toast but crunchier and amazing for chili

You’re grandma knows what’s up. That’s the best way to eat chili

Oh my god this account is brilliant if it’s a bit

When you throw up but you eat it before your cat can clean it

Actually Lemmy is worried about The Lorax but in actuality is becoming One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

I’ll spit in it for you but that costs extra

Apple and CarPlay are your best bets if you want something easily supported and commercially available while not sharing so much information with Google and advertisers in general. I know Apple gets a ton of hate, but they seem to care about privacy more than most tech companies.

For mapping applications, Apple Maps, HERE, or ODMAND are decent options that seem to respect your privacy.

Music-wise, you could use the built-in Apple Music app and load your own music in with iTunes or pay for the subscription if that’s your thing.

Edit: Downvoting me because you dislike Apple doesn’t make me wrong. I’m not even a big fan of the company. Grow up and present a better alternative that benefits and fits OP, ya goobers.

Edit 2: Also fun fact since this is a privacy-focused community. Instance admins can query who took what voting action on a post/set of posts. I don’t care enough to bother with setting up my own, but its easy to get caught if your are using the same accounts to manipulate votes. Also an avenue for identifying who you are or for an interested party to learn more about you. Stay safe out there!