I didn't know that, but I'm not exactly shocked to hear it.

Billionaire celebrities with millions of fans enabling their narcissism.

You sure like watching other people fuck.

I once had a French co-worker tell me that the rest of France would divorce you if they could.

I made the choice to not have kids. I didn't want the responsibility and I didn't think I'd make a good parent. I'm in my late 40s now, and honestly - it's been pretty great. It was the right choice.

I've had a photoelectric alarm set off by steam from a dryer in the next room, through a closed door.

Some loud people on the internet hate it when someone drinks soda water. Others, tap water.

Soda water. That I get from my tap and fizz in my Sodastream machine.

Right now, two entirely different beverage gatekeeping factions are gasping and clutching their pearls. Suck it, pearl-clutchers. Or don't, because this one's mine.

I'm also not a programmer but here's why Linux is my daily driver:

I like it.

Leave things better than you found them.

Would you still love it if you did it for a living?

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