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At the last movie probably haha

You start shitting as loud as you can to announce your presence

I just dabble on some self hosted shit on Debian once in a blue moon and I never understood the difference between apt argument and apt-get argument

Bro ist mir egal ob du den Stern nutzt oder nicht, du bist nur bissl cringe im Internet unterwegs und ich wollte mich drüber lustig machen.
Dass du da nen ganzen Paragrafen schreiben musstest, ist schon telling ne

Der bre benutzt einfach "snowflakes" unironisch, was ist das, 2016?

You can't even Google shit anymore, it's all AI written articles. I used to use Reddit for that with site:reddit.com but I wonder how long we will be able to.

Your eyes, hand them over

As a kid I used to read like 2 books a day, now I have the same problem. Like wtf happened

I can smell extremely well. Can tell where coworkers / family members were (like on the staircase, in a room etc), recognize which seasoning is used in foods, that sort of stuff. Every once in a while I try to follow scents like a dog but it doesn't work out that well.

On an unrelated note, I hate taking the subway, especially on hot days for uhh reasons.

Also I can hear pretty good, my friends use me as sound radar in Audio-Direktion heavy FPS games like Tarkov or back then PUBG.

My eyesight is pretty bad tho, probably for Balancing.

Because it's chromium bruv

I hate the skin on skin contact, it gets sticky and I sweat a lot more when sleeping naked than in a pyjama