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Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don't know what those lever like door handles are called.

I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he'd be getting in places he shouldn't if we had those flat kind.

I have cats and would never have the audacity to do something as vulgar as that.

Seconded this. I'll read about things I don't even give a damn about, I just like reading. I'll get better at commenting more one day, try my best for now ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Are you at least vaguely responsible? You should be fine, grow a way man!

I don't know if I agree with the content necessarily but do find it funny if I'm following right.

When on the phone with an automated system, many of them will bypass to a real person if they hear certain phrases, "representative" being a very commonly used one. I think it's saying the way you say representative reflects your true self, whether you just calmly repeat "representative", or yell "REPRESENTATIVE" at the robot until someone picks up lol

I also am particular about how I bag things. I agree with the sentiment of self checkouts being lame and taking jobs and all that jazz, but eh. There's bigger fish to fry than this one, and many people like it anyway

Did you even SEE the avocado with a face? Meme.

/s if needed..

Man, it's not a great message. But as far as jokes/memes go, this is funny as hell

The scariest part of going to the city is driving if you don't do it often. That's... All I can think of. I guess getting lost? I can do that in the woods too though